Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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