do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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