i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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