did you get engaged???
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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