U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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