the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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