I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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