no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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