That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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