Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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