People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
don't judge my taste in strippers
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I party with great urgency now.
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