You work out of a Hotel?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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