physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
