it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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