Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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