and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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