dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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