its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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