he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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