Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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