I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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