Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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