So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I think my moral compass just broke
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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