no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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