i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
