And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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