I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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