I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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