your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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