i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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