Small penises have feelings too.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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