if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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