she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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