Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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