I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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