god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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