He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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