She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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