I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Girls should come with a carfax report
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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