Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
These tits shall not be calmed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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