her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dear god my vagina.
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