i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I am mentally ready for anal.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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