I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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