i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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