Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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