i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
