sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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