This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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