Jerry, you need to find god
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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