road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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