the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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